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Me, walking up to a random stranger: Excuse me, have you heard the good word?

Stranger: Please I'm not intere...


Stranger: Oh that *is* a good word

I hate how much i like the blue of the new iPhone. Lets be clear. i'm not going apple, but damn that's a nice blue.

I saw the word sucre on something in the shop earlier and my mind went straight to le sucre daddy

It's a bazillion degrees and I just wanna cuddle someone

now for the real fight: Uwu or Owo

candy corms

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The Petting Zoo

The Petting Zoo is a private Mastodon instance run by some queer leaning gay dudes.