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this feels weirdly sexual and i'm uncomfortable.

What do you use more often?

Hot take 🌢️🌢️ :boost_requested: 

Video shot in portrait mode is acceptable if the primary audience will be watching it on their phone πŸ“±

my coworker needs to stop hitting on me. he's probably straight and doesn't know he's doing it. but he really needs to stop.


i have a bad feeling...

I love that the k-pop train is back up and running.

oh no... i have a package arriving today... and i don't know what's inside 😳

wondering if i should point out to my boss' boss that we don't say that anymore...


Every time Biden says the word "bipartisan" I can actually feel the slap across my face.

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The Petting Zoo

The Petting Zoo is a private Mastodon instance run by some queer leaning gay dudes.