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You want him, you need him
And I'll never be him


oh god, i just realized it's only monday...

"As my badly lit, handheld vid of me wanking failed to get a single subscriber, I couldn't help but wonder;
Was I my OnlyFan? "

this weekend's project is *checks notes* learning kotlin with a stretch goal of an oauth authenticated rest call against keycloak.

*looks up* when did i get a second job?

Pedo on the fedo, boost ok is pedo instance #mastoadmin #mastoadmins #fediblock

barking "yay f-droid" is kinda missing the point

If you regularly backup your data, how much storage space does your backup currently consume?

It's fine, I've spent more money on stupider things...

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The Petting Zoo

The Petting Zoo is a private Mastodon instance run by some queer leaning gay dudes.