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Well I didn't text my ex... I did get tacos though...

Alcohol mention 

I pretended to be the bartender's boyfriend to scare off someone and got a free beer. Sometimes the universe says "yeah I know, here have a freebee"

I almost did something fun tonight. But I chickened out. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

โœ‹ cat ate my homework
๐Ÿ‘‰ cat ate my mouse pointer; can't work

day 3... when did everything get so heavy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

There is a guy shaving his head at the train station.....

Superb Owl

It's not forever alone like not getting laid. It's forever alone like getting laid is The most connection you'll ever get.

Yeah sure IMAP works but like.... does it?

have now invaded the @tyr
I think they might be trying to hack his server

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The Petting Zoo

The Petting Zoo is a private Mastodon instance run by some queer leaning gay dudes.