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I've been informed it may be a Cooper's Hawk.

*australian accent*

That’s not a hard droive.
THIS is a hard droive.

*note to later self* You had beets for Lunch.

Mm. The straight boys are tasty tonight.

The meds fix anxiety. They fix anger. They fix sad..... But they don't fix lonely

I just deleted all emails older than 7 years, it felt good.

Bad Dragon, Tiny Dildos 

β€œDo not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by what amuses their minds, so that you may be better able to discover with accuracy the peculiar bent of the genius of each.”

― Plato

how can i still own this many WIMOTES!?!?!?!?!?!

Hay peeps, tell Alexa/Google/Siri thank you when you're done. It's good for your brain.

tfw you just wanna hang, but it's a sex holiday

Men. Abuse. Trauma. 

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