That was not jerky... it was a dog treat.

What do you do when HR/Recruiting has started a false rumor about you?

My Bank just Shamed me for giving money to Apple πŸ˜‚

"Set a course for planet Hell"
-- Kathryn Janeway

…...also San Franciscans while visiting anywhere off the peninsula.

ST:V S2E7 "Parturition"

EXPOSED

Expose yourself, drop:
- your lockscreen
- your homescreen
- the last song you listened to
- the 12th picture in your camera roll

thatkrazypup21 just went live on Twitch! Come hang with KrazyPup as he plays Pathfinder: Kingmaker! twitch.tv/thatkrazypup21

I have such a Star Trek boner for Jonny Pi right now

thatkrazypup21 just went live on Twitch! Come hang with KrazyPup as he plays Pathfinder: Kingmaker! twitch.tv/thatkrazypup21

I feel like my probation exists as a way for legal to figure out how to fire someone for difficulties from a mental health problem obtained from a work trip.

People keep looking at their watches then at me. Not sure if paranoid or firing is imminent...

nothing like needing Lorazepam to get to work...

Whenever i run into someone i know who's ghosted me i always wonder why they don't like spending time with me anymore.

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