Expose yourself, drop:
- your lockscreen
- your homescreen
- the last song you listened to
- the 12th picture in your camera roll

Bad Dragon, Tiny Dildos 

I hate that Google thinks I care about this stuff...

Ok fine I hate that Google knows I care about this stuff!

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The Petting Zoo

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